Friday, 28 August 2009

This Aint Star Trek!!

So Im on a bit of a Trek kick at the moment, mainly due to the wife having a renewed interest in it, in no small part due to her being rather fond of Zachary Quinto as Spock.
So we actually watched the entire first season of the old Treks as I got the remastered box set and are even working through the movies and have done the first three.

Question is, will I get this one the playlist? (and its ok, this trailer is totally suitable for work)


ah... you never know. After a few bottles of wine perhaps ;)

But I'd still love to check this out as just from the trailer I was laughing at all the nerdy injokes. I remember an interview with Tim Burton where he said he knew he'd made it as a film maker once the first porn parody of one of his flicks came out. Do wonder if stuff like this makes money though as you would imagine the budget to be a hell of a lot higher than your usual "Theres an empty room with a bed in it...GO" movie. I mean, do people really want funny stuff between their porn scenes and do they care about a pretty well done recreation of the Enterprise bridge set? Possibly, hell, I'm talking about it. Not that I'd even pay for this kinda stuff though. I mean, there are only two pornstars who have ever gotten money off me. Jenna Jameson when I bought her autobiography for the wife, and Ron Jeremy when I got his for me. I suppose you could technically also say Jameson made money when I bought the AWESOME Zombie Strippers, but not really counting that.

Anyway, the REAL Star Trek porn doesnt come out till November. I mean, did you see some of the shots of the Enterprise in that movie? Whuf! .....yeah, I am that sad

1 comment:

Ian said...

As an expert in this field I can say with some authority that this will SELL BY THE LORRYLOAD!!!!!