Women are Pervs!

So last Saturday we did a big beer thing in town. Hit the pub at 3 in the afternoon, stayed out till about midnight then a gang of us went back to mine to do the beers from the fridge thing.

Come about 2am there was me, my mate Rob, my wife, his wife and a girl we know called Flee. Me and Rob were in the front room trying to play wii kendo whilst unable to focus properly and the girls were all sat in the dining room around the wife's pc. Basically while we were fucking about, they were drinking wine and "looking at guys on the internet". Lots of "I like Robert Downey Jr, find a pic of him... no.. WITHOUT his shirt on". That kinda thing.

However, after about an hour of this, the shouts coming from the other room started to get all kinds of graphic. Lots of "I'd let him....... to me" kind of stuff followed by critiques on the filth by the other two. We were also guessing some younger guys were being looked at as occasionally it would switch from what they would allow to be done to them to what they would teach whoever they were looking at. And it was all decriptive as well.. I mean us guys at best get to "I'd give her one!" , they had it all planned out to the nearest second pretty much.

All of which was very funny and made the serious business of wii sports supremacy very hard to concentrate on.

They did eventually get bored and we all got to bullshitting with music tv in the background and it all ended cooly with Gwen Stefani coming on the tv and one of the girls saying "You know, if I HAD to do a girl...." which they then all ran with for another 5 minutes.

Me and Rob silently raised our beer bottles to each other in a salute to good times :)