Ok, so like I said Im into the whole Twitter thing now... yeah, I know, hypocritical bastard.
Anyway, I bullshit with mates on it like you do but have now had 2 motherfucking POLITICAL CORRECTNESS POLICE cocksuckers giving me grief on it.
Firstly was because I posted something or another about Susan Boyle being a pig, because lets face it, she is. She is also only famous because of that. If she had been hot with a decent voice nobody would have cared. The fact nice noises come out of a monster has made the world love her in a "Ah, isnt it sad" kind of way. But regardless I still got someone ripping me for commenting on her looks which is offensive and sexist.
Then today a lovely woman I know from Scotland tweeted something about racism so I made a joke to her about ripping the english which is racism we can all get behind. This obviously being a joke as she is Scottish and I am Welsh and it's what we do. My wife is English, some of my best fucking mates in the world are.... but I give them shit, and they give me enough Welsh jokes to keep it all even.
But I still get some cock then posting "ALL racism is equally wrong" like they are teaching me a fucking lesson.
So firstly these people can only have found this stuff by looking for random tweets about Susan Boyle or racism, and then not in topics as I never use the hashtag thing. And they then decide from ONE FUCKING LINE that they know me well enough to know exactly what I meant and then took it on themselves to show me the right way?
I know what I call my sense of humour is a bit off and definately not PC, but I swear, every time someone tries the "Lets sit you down and tell you why that is wrong" I just want to punch the fuckers. This planet needs to grow some balls and stop being so fucking precious.