Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Not done a news riff in a while

Pope condemns child abuse as 'heinous crime'

So the pope has gone on record that child abuse isnt a good thing? Wow. I'm now eagerly awaiting the "Water is Wet" revelation. I suppose part of me thinks it's good they are at least not denying this shit goes on any more but its not like they could really keep on pretending is it?

This was my fave bit:
The weakening of faith has also been a "significant contributing factor" in the sexual abuse of minors, the pope said
Really? Beause it seems to me that had these kids faith been weakened they would probably have been at home playing X-Box, not hanging out with old men in dresses and buying into whatever "God doesnt mind" bullshit they were getting fed.


City stockbroker jumped to his death from restaurant roof after fearing he would lose his job over prank message

Yeah, I'm kinda stuggling to give even the slightest shit about this. The line that he just bought a 300 grand place in Spain doesnt exactly help you think "Ahhh, love him!". Not exactly like he was going to be struggling to survive through his suspension is it? Fucker had cash in the bank.

That said though, he got suspended for posting "Im hot, I'm hot" on a clients website? Not exactly hardcore is it?

His mums reaction to his suicide is mental though :
'The efficiency of his actions, their style and precision, were all very typical of Anjool.' Who the fuck says that? Its like "Yeah, he jumped out of a window and splattered his brains all over the floor, but he was wearing a nice ironed shirt at the time". Fucking crazy

Oasis at the Brits
Ok, firstly..... Whats the story Morning Glory... best UK album of the last 30 years? FUCK OFF.
Thats just bullshit. Now while I think the Oasis brothers are both prize cunts to the point where its hard to listen to their shit WITHOUT them spoiling it, I will admit it was a good album. But best since 1980? No fucking way. Radiohead pisses all over them, as do dozens of other bands.
And on Gallagher himself. This is again a sad fuckers attempt to look edgy. He's like one of those 11 year olds who calls his mum a bitch in front of his friends thinking it makes him look hard. Pathetic.

Cheryl Cole is a fucking moron
Ok, no need for a link here, the story is everywhere.
My problem with this is actually a moral one... weird I know.
Ok - this girl is famous. And more than that, she is seen as a role model to loads of young girls around the country. And what message is she sending? "If your husband fucks around on you, its ok, just say you love him and it'll all be fine".
She let him off the once, if she does it again she wants a fucking slap. Its not even as if she is in the unfortunate position many women find themselves in of being with a cunt but trapped financially. She is worth a fortune. Its fair enough if she wants to be a pathetic doormat, but while she is being held up as a barbie doll girls can aspire to she should think about how this looks to them. Grow a fucking spine.

And to end - a gratuitous picture of her. Yeah its a bit much after ripping into her, but it if she's apparently cool with her own husband disrepecting her Im sure she wont mind if I do as well.

1 comment:

Jimmy said...

I agree that the Oasis bros are idiots but I do dig the music. Did you see the other groups in the category? Don't think Radiohead was even in there. So, blame the BRITS nomination folks for having so many lame nominees.

Well, you can be happy now. Cheryl has finally had it and has broke it off! Good for her! I agree. She should have left awhile back, but sometimes no matter how bad someone is for you, you can get addicted to that person. Though I follow the school of Charles Barkley when it comes to famous folks as role models. "I am not a role model", as he famously said.

And that pic of her is smokin' but it didn't look like her at first. Guess it's an older one?