Raging

So I've jumped on the pointless bandwagon and bought a copy of Rage Against the Machine in a vain attempt to stop the brainless masses putting this years disposable X Factor wanker to number one.
It wont happen, and even if it does the whole process will only put more money in those fuckers pockets as they do a "You cant let poor (whoever won) down! Come on idiotic teenagers and brain dead Hello magazine readers... lets FIGHT those scruffy spoilsports!"
Even if their shit comes in at number 2 it'll still sell a hell of a lot more than it otherwise would have to get to number one. Its a token gesture at best but what the hell.
Another Xmas initiative I'm trying to start is to get everyone to sneak razor blades into copies of Jordans books with a little post-it saying "Go on.. do it". Thin out a few retards for the holidays.

And a quick other one. Check out this story
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235782/Millionaire-Munir-Hussain-fought-knife-wielding-burglar-jailed-intruder-let-off.html
Short version - burglar breaks into a guys house. Ties up him and his family at knife point. Guy manages to free himself, attacks intruder... and gets 2 years while the intruder is let off.
The judge that did this? I hope he gets tied to a chair and is forced to watch while his kids get chopped up. Then is given a gun and asked what he thinks about taking the law into his own hands then. Fucking prick! Makes me seriously sick that this is the fucking world we are in now.

Also a little confused by some celeb merchandising this week. Firstly Kerry Katona is opening a chain of kebab shops.... ok, that makes sense. But Liz Hurley has brought out a range of beef jerky?!?! It hardly goes with her image does it? I mean it'd sell well in pubs as a punchline to a "Fancy munching down on Liz Hurleys beef curtains?" joke, but still... really?
Anyway, she used to be fucking hot so I'll let her off.

Twitter cunts

Ok, so like I said Im into the whole Twitter thing now... yeah, I know, hypocritical bastard.

Anyway, I bullshit with mates on it like you do but have now had 2 motherfucking POLITICAL CORRECTNESS POLICE cocksuckers giving me grief on it.

Firstly was because I posted something or another about Susan Boyle being a pig, because lets face it, she is. She is also only famous because of that. If she had been hot with a decent voice nobody would have cared. The fact nice noises come out of a monster has made the world love her in a "Ah, isnt it sad" kind of way. But regardless I still got someone ripping me for commenting on her looks which is offensive and sexist.

Then today a lovely woman I know from Scotland tweeted something about racism so I made a joke to her about ripping the english which is racism we can all get behind. This obviously being a joke as she is Scottish and I am Welsh and it's what we do. My wife is English, some of my best fucking mates in the world are.... but I give them shit, and they give me enough Welsh jokes to keep it all even.
But I still get some cock then posting "ALL racism is equally wrong" like they are teaching me a fucking lesson.

So firstly these people can only have found this stuff by looking for random tweets about Susan Boyle or racism, and then not in topics as I never use the hashtag thing. And they then decide from ONE FUCKING LINE that they know me well enough to know exactly what I meant and then took it on themselves to show me the right way?

I know what I call my sense of humour is a bit off and definately not PC, but I swear, every time someone tries the "Lets sit you down and tell you why that is wrong" I just want to punch the fuckers. This planet needs to grow some balls and stop being so fucking precious.

GRRR

So the LOVELY women upstairs (grr) are rearranging the office again!
In their defence, I think this is an enforced one and more of a "We want to move you so we can see what you have on your screen all day you facebook fuckers" rather than "I dont like her any more and this one is now my new best friend so we all have to move".

So I got the call about it, all sorted, was gonna happen tomorrow, Friday. I went up, spoke to them, said that if they did decide to do any moving around to let me know first as I'd need to arrange the network cabling and phones before they got settled. All cool.

Yesterday I got the first "I've moved, nothing works" and as it was the one guy in the office I was happy to swear at him but luckily still managed to sort it all out without too much hassle while again reiterating the "Friday, call me first if not, blah blah bullshit" to the rest

So then we get to today. Dog of a morning sorting out a pc and problems over in the factory. Eventually get back to my desk and get called upstairs and they've ALL moved. Desks all how they want them, filing cabinets against the walls. Fluffy toys and pictures of retarded looking kids all placed exactly. All looks lovely, and no way to get to any of the walls to do the cables without pulling the whole fucking thing out. And then I get the "Well I cant work now, you have to fix it"

Seriously want to fucking punch the lot of them. spent five minutes up there and had to leave. Will sort this afternoon when I'm hopefully less aggressive.

On the plus side though, this time next week I'm off to see the fucking QUIREBOYS!! C'mon!

Yesterdays mini breakdown

So yesterday was a rough one in work. But I kept my head down, got through it etc

Apart from one bit.

I had to totally rebuild a computer due to someone getting a virus on it and part of that is installing this one bit of software. Went to do so, entered the licence key and got a "Your licence has expired" message. So I checked and found the email from when I bought the licence and it was a year long thing, dated Dec 15th last year. So I rang them up....

Bloke answered the phone and after getting my details he sighed and said
"I shouldnt even be TALKING to you. You are only entitled to support while your licence is valid"
I let this slide though and explained how I was confused about the licence being rejected when it seemed it should run until Dec 15th this year. He came back with

"The email was sent on the 15th of December as that is when your companies cheque cleared, but the licence runs from when the order was actually placed which was the 28th of November..."

At this point I actually took a breath ready to say "Ok then, fair enough, that explains it"

But he then followed with a quick
"And if you had been BOTHERED to check.... you'd see that today IS in face December the first"

This is where I lost it. And I mean LOST it. Not even a "How dare you speak to me like that"
It was a "Listen you fucking cunt stick, you talk down to me like that and I'll come up there and rip your fucking throat out you arrogant peice of shit"
He did try to be all outraged at this but then I got into the "Get me your fucking manager. I want to tell them why I'm not placing the £1200 order I phoned to sort out"
Which of course made him all apologetic.

Its a serious button with me. Never play the time/date thing. People in work know that now. I did get a few "You said you'd be here in 5 minutes" pause to look at their watch "That was TEN minutes ago" when I was first here. I react badly. They know not to do that now.

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Fucking maternity leave

Have I bitched about this before? Screw it, I'm doing it again - but a quickie

Some girl in work who, and I'll be generous here, has worked here about a month has announced she is pregnant (something she knew, but neglected to mention in her interview). So what happens now? Well, for the next four months she runs off for scans and shit every couple of days, then she'll leave for up to a year while she is paid, then come back, making the temp who has covered for her TWICE AS LONG AS SHES BEEN HERE HERSELF redundant, then more likely than not hand in her notice after a few weeks. That or say "I'd like to just work 2 days a week please" and of course they have to because not doing so would be discriminating.
Yeah, Im being cynical and taking the worst case here, but that exact thing has happened here twice to my knowledge.

So what they should do is say that you need to work somewhere a minimum of two years before you get paid for maternity leave. That way nobody is stepping on your god given right to pump out kids, but it stops you taking the piss.
I'd also add in a "And you cant do it again for at least another 2 years" as well, but that might be a bit much.

And I would add in a pic, but the theme of the post means it'd have to be a pregnant chick but despite what Demi Moore would have you believe it isnt beautiful unless its your girl carrying your baby.

Queues - or apartheid can be fun!!

So I've been thinking about how to save the world from violence and abuse via the use of queues. And before anyone gets fucking preachy - apartheid ISNT racial. Well, it can be of course, but thats not what the word means. Its about seperation.

Firstly - Shops and especially Supermarkets. There should be three streams of queues.
Queue one - Over 70's.
Queue two - Women
Queue three - guys.

Seriously, I was in Marks and Spencers on Saturday because I got caught out when it was shitting it down with rain and thought "YOu know what? None of my jackets have hoods, Im getting a hat!". Went to pay, I had the EXACT FUCKING MONEY in my hand and was still stood there for 10 minutes while five assistants at the checkout dealt with FOUR OLD WOMEN who had the need to discuss every item they were buying in great detail.
"Oh, that cardigan is going to be for our Julie. She's thirty now. She's a lovely girl, its such a shame she lost the baby. The father was no good though, we dont know where he is now. But she always liked pink since she was a little girl and this is such a lovely colour of pink, and......."
FUCK OFF! Really its like in petrol stations now where you have the pay at the pump only areas for people who want to get what they need and get out of there. They should have that everywhere.
And sorry if its sexist, but balls to it. How fast would a men only queue in Tesco move?
Here's your stuff... do you have a club card? No. Do you have 50 cut out coupons? No. Do you want to TALK about your shopping? No. Would you like to stand there right up until the point I tell you how much it is and then go looking for your purse in the bottom of a huge bag like its a surprise you've been asked to actually pay for all this? No. Would you like to just give me the cash to pay for this and leave? Yes, actually that would be fucking awesome, thank you very much. NEXT!

My second one is in pubs and bars. Again there should be two streams

Stream one - I would like bottled beer or shorts or lager etc

Stream two - I would like some poncy fucking specialist beer that takes 10 minutes to pull and that I am then likely to want to inspect for a while to make sure its got just enough bits of floating crap in there to be authentically horrible. Same for Guinness actually, takes too long, piss off.

Its my own fault. I cant queue jump in bars. If the barman asks me what I want and I know someone at the other end of the bar was there before me, I'll always do the "That guy was first" thing. And invariably he then wants 10 pints of "Old Hens Testicles" beer and Im waiting for ages for my chance to say "Three bottles of bud and... oh, they are ready. Here's my cash then"

Do I need a lame excuse to post up a hot Snow White pic? Fuck it, its monday, I need cheering up. That reminds me actually - I got pages of my Snow graphic novel with editors notes to re-write. Hmmm...

Gah!

Every now and then... when I'm driving.... this little voice in my head says
"Wouldnt it be really fucked up if you looked in the rear view mirror now and there was someone really scary looking in the back seat staring right at you?"

I fucking hate that little voice.


I also hate the woman this morning who caused me to do a full emergency stop because she was SO impressed at her multi-tasking skills she decided to coninue talking to and looking at her friend in the passenger seat as she swung open her car door.
Dopey fuck.
Spent the next 10 minutes wishing I'd kept going and taken the bitches legs out.

And I'm also not too keen on whichever cunt wrote the computer virus I've spent the last two and half hours wrestling with. All sorted now, but still a total waste of fucking time. Hope someone takes one of his kids and spends the next 6 months sending him fucked up photos. Bastards.

How's your day going?
on the plus side though I watched the new Trek movie on DVD yesterday. Awesome, and helloooo Orion Slave Girl :)

I'm a Twitter-crite

Yeah, after ripping it for months, I caved and got a Twitter account

http://twitter.com/welshbluemeanie

I can see the appeal of it and when you use it through something like Tweetdeck its a cool little instant messenger type thing. Gotta be honest I only got it as my brother uses it and he's a fucker to pin down at the best of times, so this was a way to get hold of him. Still dont approve of people linking it to their Facebook though as seen through that it makes no fucking sense.

BUT, some of the fucking shit that people post on there is just dumb. I mean, todays one seems to be

I'm on a mission today! Please help @stephenfry pass 1 million followers today #frymillion !

What? Lets all join fucking hands and get Stephen Fry a million followers? Why?
I know he seems to be the Twitter equivalent of that Tom guy everyone got when they created a Myspace page (ahhhh, remember Myspace) but seriously? I mean last week it actually made the news that he was going to delete his Twitter account because someone dared to call him boring! Do we really need to masturbate the fuckers ego this much? He's rich, successful, talented, respected... when's it enough? And if strangers following him on Twitter is his yardstick then he's obviously not as intelligent as he appears.

What was the other one?
oh yeah - Rememberence day. Now firstly Im not having a go at the day. Its important, ok?
BUT there was a thing going over twitter about how everyone should tweet a blank tweet at 11pm as a virtual silence. How fucking retarded is that? You might as well shout out the window "IM BEING QUIET!".

And the other thing is still celebrities in general on there. Now I have a few "famous" people on mine, but unless you read comics, and specifically 2000AD you wont know them. Also they are all people I have talked to a bit and who know who I am in the real world, so while I wouldnt presume to call them friends, I would get a "Hey, hows it going" if I passed them in the street.
Now not saying you shouldnt follow famous people if you are a fan and want to keep up with what they are doing. But the constant "Look at me, look at me" shit is just pathetic.
I mean I saw someone yesterday posting a message to Jonathan Ross which basically said "What was that show you used to do with so and so. I could look it up but thought I'd ask you directly". Whats the fucking point of that? The guy has hundreds of thousands of followers. You really think he's that starved for attention he's going to respond to every awkward attempt at getting noticed?

So yeah, I'm not following any famous people. Would I ever? Probably not, but you never know. Hell, Im not even following Dita von Teese on there, but thats mainly because I have a bad feeling if I did I'd decide she was pissing me off after a few days so I'd rather keep with the silent images thanks. And on that note... :)

Some more crap

Fucking Swine Flu!
Yeah - I had it. So did the wife. It sucked too. Proper burning up flu with added throwing up, always a plus. Problem I have now though is with work. YOu see I was off for 6 days and work say that because of that I need a note from the doctors. Rang the docs who say "No, you only need one after 7, so we wont give you one". Everything I've checked online says its after 5 but ringing the docs back I get the "We are the doctors, WE know the rules and we are telling you its 7".
Kinda stuck now. Of course the clever move would have been for me to stay home today even though I'm not feeling that bad, clock up my 7th day and job done. Too fucking honest for my own good sometimes.

How stupid do people think I am?
So I get the standard "My computer is being weird on its own" message I get a lot and go look at someones pc. They are getting a popup from Mcafee saying there is a virus that needs cleaning, but we dont HAVE Mcafee on our work pc's so this is obviously a virus or some kind of malware itself. I point this out and get the "Well dont look at me, I never put anything on my pc I shouldnt"
This despite the fact that the whole time the cursor on the screen has been followed by a pink, sparkly "Sexy" leaving little trails of fairy dust. Surprisingly this isnt part of windows. Neither are all the flash games and "Fun Smileys" that somehow got on the pc without anyone knowing how.
-sigh-

Fuck you Morrisey
Did I bitch about him walking off stage mid gig at a festival because he could smell someone cooking burgers? Well this isnt as bad, but apparently he was hit by a plastic bottle two songs into a gig and again walked off and refused to come back out. Now Im not saying shit like that should fly or that the person who did it shouldnt have their arse kicked. But to snub a room full of fans because of one prick is taking the piss. He needs to stop being such a little fucking princess.

Quickie

That couple who got kidnapped off their boat of Somalia. And the pirates who have them.....
You know what, if you are going to be a fucking pirate have the balls to fucking act like one. That means when you demand seven FUCKING MILLION for 2 pensioners return at least be honest that its for you and your other cowardly cocksucker crew. Dont fucking pretend its a political thing because of fishing rights or some such shit as there is no way if you got the money you'd go all Robin Hood with it.

Seriously, I hope right now theres some SAS motherfucker on his way to blow their fucking brains out.

Feeling sick so lets rip on some shit

Fuck you Westlife
Story here basically its one of the cocksuckers saying how he doesnt feel another of the cocksuckers who left could come back because the "band has moved on". YOU ARENT A FUCKING BAND! Bands play instruments and write songs. You pricks sit on stools and sing overproduced songs you are given to fat chicks to cant get a boyfriend. How exactly have you moved on musically? All he has do do is learn the new songs kareoke style. Hell, most songs only one of you sing and the others just mouth the words to anyway. And who the fuck is still buying this shit? Surely their fans from the 90's are now all single mums who cant afford to buy all this crap any more.
And on the boyband thing, I cant find the link now... oh, here it is, but there was a story about how Boyzone are going to do a Stephen Gately (the one who died if you dont know) tribute on X-Factor and also possible debut their new comeback single. No shit you fuckers. No shit. How about putting a pic of him on the cover with angel wings as well? Or you could go the more accurate "on his back in a pool of vomit" option.

For fucks sake.....
Apparently there are schools which are fighting truancy by giving ipods and sweets to the kids with the best attendance. Heres a cheaper idea, why not just fucking kick out the ones who dont show up. Or failing that, fine the parents as I'm sure a lot of them will come from the type of families where they'd get a good fucking kicking if dad got a £500 bill for his kid bunking off.

Am I a bad person?

There's this news story about a couple who have gone missing after their yacht was apparently taken by pirates off the coast of Somalia. I just cant seem to give a shit.

I mean, firstly the story is all about them on their fucking yacht which doesnt exactly scream "Poor you" and secondly, they were off the coast of fucking Somalia which I even know is bad for that kind of thing and dont even own an inflatable dingy.
Granted its still not good and not giving me the same grin I get seeing a BMW broken down at the side of the road, but still. Not pressing my empathy buttons

Yeah - I've been away

So I went on holiday. Week in Majorca on a Thompson Gold holiday which is one of those ones where the resort doesn't let anyone under 18 stay... so NO KIDS!! Fucking awesome!
Only problem is it goes right the other end as we were about the only people there under the age of 70. This had advantages like pretty much having the massive pool to ourselves and decent food and entertainment (hey, I like a bit of 60s music when Im drunk) but the comedy downside was the reps over the loudspeaker every hour saying "And now if you want to make your way to the poolside stage, Chelsea will show you how to make jewlery, followed by a nice game of French bowls!"
All very rock and roll.

Was a struggle not to kick some of the old farts though. Its like the evening buffet was crazy. Loads of choice and really nice stuff as well. But you'd still have them shuffling about going "Ohh.... I dont like this. This isnt how we make it at home is it?"
You arent AT home you dumb fucks. Thats the point. Its supposed to be different. But then these are probably the older versions of the pricks who spend money to go to spain then spend all their time in a "traditional english pub!" when they get there and paying extra so they can still drink their John Smiths bitter.

Bottom line though - wife in bikini = good holiday.

The Birmingham Comic Con thing & my new website

Do the website thing first...
As I have three graphic novels in the works and a fourth looking a distinct possibility, I figured I might as well do a website about my writing stuff if for no other reason than it makes me look slightly more professional and might make a difference if someone is deciding whether to let me write shit for them.

so here it is

OK, Birmingham Comic Con.
Short version is that we got there at 2pm on the Friday, decided to go get some food. Went to a pub, so had a beer with the meal, then were still there at 7:30 when it was time to go to the launch party by which time of course I was more than a little pissed. So once again the con was all about the drinking.... Hurrah!!
The Friday night was fun though, got to meet a few of the 2000Ad guys I'd spoken to online and through the podcast and Al Ewing bought me a beer which rocked as I kinda had it in my head he was just going to call me an idiot. I was also licked by 2000Ad artist PJ Holden which was kinda odd.
I got to meet the girl who is doing my Snow graphic novel and who is LOVELY! Weird, but lovely, as all good artists should be I suppose. And yeah... did a few panels, bought some stuff, chatted with my publishers who were all very encouraging and also hopefully scored another writing gig.
Hit the pub at 5 on Saturday, where I weirdly spent about an hour with Doctor Who writer Paul Cornell, and had to crawl back to the hotel at midnight due to a late wave of "I might not be a nice drunk at the moment, I should go before I piss the wife off".
Sunday was all about taking it easy
Loads of pics here which hopefully anyone can view.
Right, now I have to go to my other site to do the professional writer-y version of it all :)

Grrrr

You know those fish people put on their cars? These ones?
A lot of people think these mean that the driver is christian or its an "I'm driving with Jesus" thing.
This is wrong.

I've been stuck behind a few the last week and what it really means is "I drive like I have no arms or legs and am constantly fighting to breathe air"

Was a politician thing that pissed me off this week. Well, two actually as I've also had a bit of the arse about people putting political shit on their facebook. I mean, who fucking cares. Its supposed to be a fun, stupid network thing, not a platform for you to tell us what you think about fucking health care. But my real one was THIS story. Short version its Labour politicial Harriet Harman trying to make a big deal about a dumb platform she has found. Basically she's bitching about a website based in California on which people rate prostitutes, including ones in the UK. She obviously finds this terribly offensive and degrading to women, especially ones like her who nobody would EVER pay to fuck, and wants the site shut down.
Now this is all fair enough I suppose, but in a pathetic attempt to get some publicity she's addressed her complaints directly at the governor, Arnold Schwarzenneger. And not only that but.... I'll just quote it..
"Surely it can't be too difficult for The Terminator to terminate PunterNet and that's what I'm demanding he does. And if he doesn't, I've got a message for Arnie: I'll be back."
Seriously, dont you just want to punch her in her smug fucking mouth? And you know what else you dumb bitch, all this has done has increased the websites hits x100 as nobody had heard of it before you came up with your clever little soundbite. Now why dont you go back home and try and come up with a way to ask Clint Eastwood if he feels lucky.

Defending the indefensible - the BNP

Ok, so there is a tv program in the UK called Question Time thats been running for 30 years in which a panel of politicians face a large studio audience and have to answer any political question asked. All well and good, but there is currently a big stink going on due to the BNP leader Nick Griffin being due to appear, the first time someone from the BNP has.
Not only are there due to be protestors outside the BBC when this happens, but apparently the technicians union are encouraging their members to refuse to work on the program, effectively shutting it down.

Now just to be INCREDIBLY CLEAR Im not saying the BNP is a good thing or any crap like that. But seeing as they have won seats at elections and therefore represent a percentage of the population I am saying they have every right to appear on a political show like this. Especially one on the BBC which is duty bound to represent everyone, not just the nice people. Yeah, you might not agree with them, but you probably dont agree with Labour and Conservative and the Green Party either. Its not like the guy is gonna get an easy ride anyway, I imagine he is in for a world of abuse when the show starts.

If they were giving the "All non white people should be stoned" line or generally inciting violence then yeah, they shouldnt be on, same as the IRA, but pretty sure they arent doing that. I'll be honest I dont follow politics but was under the impression they werent quite as crazy nazi as they used to be. Just doesnt seem right that they dont get to be on Question Time and be shown to be idiots just like the other parties morons. All these protests and hysterics are just giving them more publicity and allowing them to play the part of the calm rational ones who "just want a chance to speak". Gonna do more harm than good.

Just some stuff

Grabbing an egg and bacon roll for breakfast and speaking to the guy on the burger van. Apparently theres a place round the corner and last week the owner brought in his TWO absolutely huge motor boats and got the guys who work for him to clean them. Then at the end of the day he announced that next week he would be laying off four of them, he knew who they were going to be, but wouldnt tell them till then.
YOu just wanna punch people like that dont ya?


Had to go to the doctors yesterday for a checkup on this minor op thing I had last week. Been there twice already, saw the same guy each time, no worries. Walked down there yesterday got SOAKED. Absolutely pissed it down so I turned up looking like a fucking vagrant. Did the doctor mind though? Of course not... because I didnt see him yesterday... I had to see foxy nurse lady.
God hates me.

Snow Posters

Got these emailed on Friday night and am now so excited about seeing this book come together as its put a totally different spin on the whole thing for me. Really changed how I'm seeing it all in my head, but in a good way. The email I had them sent in said "Posters that kinda suck" ... she's fucking insane. These are awesome! Have the one with the mirror as the wallpaper on my phone and kept grinning at it in the pub last night. Dont tell her that though, I'm trying to con her into thinking she is the one lucky to be working on my script ;)
Anyway, enough of my shit, check these out

Dita von Teese loves me

She knows Im already married to a hot chick as well which has to be all kinds of upsetting for her.
Poor girl. She's asked for loans but Iz is holding out for half of her shoe collection first.


Oh, quick thing.
Was driving into work this morning, stuck in traffic. In the back of the car next to me was this black guy about 25 or so. Totally bald, brushing his no hair with a hair brush without bristles... whilst looking into a hand held mirror.
What the fuck is that?
Was he polishing? I dont get it. Took me 10 minutes to get through this one bottleneck, he was doing it the entire time. I only take 10 seconds at the outside to brush my hair... AND I FUCKING HAVE HAIR!! People confuse me sometimes.

C'mon... even you have to admit she should die now!

So I had to get petrol this morning so saw the newstand and again the covers to ALL the papers were about Katie Price's celebrity rape.
Theres a full article here, but I'll rip out bits below if you cant be fucked.

Firstly, this is the WORST kind of celebrity whoring. She has had this so called rape in her back pocket as an ace for the last how ever many years, ready to pull out if she saw her "career" taking a turn. Papers and idiotic Hello and OK! magazine readers start to turn on her a bit so she pulls out this rape, gets on the cover of all the papers and can play the victim just when everyone is calling her a bitch. But then to let out part 2... "AND IT WAS A CELEBRITY WHO DID IT!" two weeks later just goes to show its nothing more than a fucking PR thing for her. Sure, she'll make out she's doing this for all the other women out there who were ever attacked, but the timing of this is so fucking transparent its sickening. Letting out the "story" in peices to maintain media interest even moreso.

Some quotes though:
Asked why she had not reported the rape at the time, Katie said she never wanted to speak about it again
Um... so why ARE you speaking about it now? Oh yeah, there were stories of you fucking around in Spain while your kids were home with a nanny and people were saying you were a horrible person so you needed to play a "poor me" card.

My fave though

Katie was also asked about Peter, saying that she had suffered ­several miscarriages during their ­marriage. She told the magazine: “I don’t want to talk about the other ­miscarriages I had because quite frankly that’s no one else’s ­business.”

No one else's business? This bitch fucking lives her entire life on camera, sells every fucking thought she has to magazines as a headline exclusive, has a fortune for doing absolutely fuck all other than living her life as a reality tv show... EVERYTHING is everyones business. You've sold your fucking soul, live with it.

I'll try not to rant on this cunt again for a while... but next week when the papers have the "I was raped by a famous celebrity whose first initial is...." and we begin 3 months of playing
"rapist hangman" I might jump back in.